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Nerd Alley: Backlogged

Melanin Brooks 8:13 AM | , , , , , ,




Hello, my name is Melanin Brooks, and I am a compulsive game buyer.

I know a lot of you in this room share in my pain.  Your neck itches, and your wallet trembles in fear just walking past a Gamestop.  Don't let it be a B2G1, it's a wrap for my checking account.  You overestimate your strength by walking in, telling the clerk you're just browsing.  Before you know it, you're walking out with a copy of "Wet" to join the rest of the video games you know good and damn well you're not going to finish.  Play for a few hours, then it's pushed aside so you can prestige in Call of Duty.

Triple A quality titles get the jumpoff treatment just as quickly as the bargain bin cops.  A game can be so overwhelming in scope that you get buried in side quests & mayhem.  Sandbox type games are the biggest victims on my backlog.  I haven't touched Red Dead Redemption in at least six months...and I'm not sure if I plan to.  GTA IV was more fun when you fucked shit up, not taking your cousin out to the strip club.   Roman Bellic is worse than a puppy with separation anxiety.  Having too much to do gives you a little less drive to progress through the story line.    Same thing with RDR.  You're galloping on your trusty steed down the dusty trails with a task in mind, revolver at your side Yosemite Sam swag at a million.  Ready to pump some varmints full of.....

OH SHIT IS THAT A BEAR? *Pulls out rifle*

And two hours later, you've skinned more animals than you know what to do with.  So much for finding out what happens.

Right now, I would say I have at least 20 plus games I need to complete (No I'm not going for trophies score whores) they include Mass Effect 2, Dead Space 2, Mirror's Edge & TWO Prince of Persia games.

Damn it, stop making games that are awesome & I won't keep adding them to my collection!

Or not.
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